ok...so...Blue's Clues. It confuses me.

They're trying to cheer up Periwinkle (he's a cat), ok?

But they have to play freakin blues clues before they cheer him up
wtf is that? oh...ik ur depressed, but we're gonna play a game to figure out how to make u feel better instead of just doing it. because...if we just did it there wouldnt be a show. and GOD FORBID there not be a show.

haha...think about it...

in the meantime, the cat jumps off a bridge...
WELL AT LEAST THEY PLAYED THEIR GAME!!

Steve...he's too busy drawing in his fucking notebook. makes me sick.

And by the way...if blues fucking smart enough to leave clues as to what she means, i think she should be able to talk.

ALL HER FRIENDS TALK!
PERIWINKLE TALKS!
(AND HES DEPRESSED. AND HE STILL TALKS!)
but Blue...nope. she just goes "bark bark bark"
the fucking table talks!!!
the mailbox talks...
the BAR OF SOAP talks!
salt and pepper too...
they even have a KID who talks!!
u can have a conversation with them and then put them on ur food.
but the main character cant talk
BS

ok...and im done now=]

(if ur curious as to why i watch blue's clues...i don't. my brother does. and it was on next to me and these questions just popped into my head. yupp...im that cool)